Some time ago I received a letter from my GP practice, inviting me to make an appointment for a health check. I didn’t feel in any particular need for this but with the NHS stretched as it is, it seemed churlish to refuse their offer. Perhaps too, it saves the service money to catch problems early and to real with them before they become serious.
So I did what I usually do and put the letter on the corner of my desk reserved for items requiring “further attention”. I imagine it would be there still but for the phone call.
The caller was a receptionist at the practice ringing to enquire whether I would like to make the appointment for the health check. Well, er, yes, OK.
I turned up at the due time and was interviewed by a cheerful practice nurse. She weighed me, took my blood pressure (a little high but, then I was feeling a little stressed) and went through a list of questions about my lifestyle. That all seemed very satisfactory.
Are we done, then? Apparently not quite:
“You haven’t had a blood test, lately. You ought to have that done.”
I was given a form to hand to the phlebotomist and told that once the results were ready someone would call me or text me. Quelle joie.
I let a couple of days go by and then, this morning, did my duty.

The nearest place for blood tests to where we live is at the Pine Street Medical Centre. They open at 8:30 and the protocol is that you take a numbered ticket from the machine and wait until the illuminated box on the wall buzzes and displays your number. Then you enter the phlebotomist’s lair and sit in the big chair worn smooth by countless previous customers.
I don’t know what goes into the training of a phlebotomist but I can say that they vary in their skill. One that we know only too well is heavy handed, causes pain when she stabs you and leaves bruises as a signature of her work. I’m glad to say that today’s was so skilful that I barely felt the needle go in and was surprised at how quickly the job was completed. Lucky me.

On the way home, I walked along Exmouth Market. There were very few stalls open, whether because it was still early or because it was a weekday and the cold added a disincentive, I don’t know.
Now I can relax and await my phone call or text to tell me the results of the blood test.





















Caffè Nero
Evening closes in