Troubles, according to the proverb, never come singly, and today illustrates the point. As she left for work this morning, Tigger casually mentioned that the hot water wasn’t working – again. This is the third time it has happened. Out of the blue, the hot water refuses to work and then, just as suddenly, starts working again. On the other two occasions, it happened on Sunday and came back on just before I could call the Council’s repairs team on Monday morning. This time, I can call the Council while it’s still not working.
I had to wait until the scaffolders arrived (so that I could let them in) before involving myself in a phone call to the Council. Happily, the scaffolders arrived at about 8:15 and I was able to call the Council when the repairs office opened at 8:30. Here, I had another stroke of luck: they can send me a gas engineer this very afternoon!
This morning, then, not having hot water on tap, I had to boil water in a kettle to wash myself and then wash the dishes. Though annoying, this is not a major inconvenience. It carried me back, in memory, to my childhood. In those far-off days, hot water on tap was a luxury that only the wealthy could afford and we were definitely not wealthy. All of our hot water, with one exception, was heated in kettles and saucepans. This included washing oneself, washing the dishes and indeed anything else requiring a modicum of hot water.
The exception was water for taking a bath. Our house contained a small bathroom, created, long after the house had been built without such a facility, by stealing space from existing rooms and the upper landing. My earliest recollections include an ancient gas geyser perched over the bath. To use this, you turned on the water, to obtain gas pressure, and lit the gas burner underneath. (There was no pilot light or, if there was, it never functioned.) The heat from the burning gas heated the thin stream of water emanating from the geyser.
When this aged apparatus eventually gave up the ghost, the local plumber cum odd-jobs man replaced it with a contraption of his own devising. He built a shelf over the bath and placed upon it a large urn with a tap. Above this, he placed a tap connected to the water main and, underneath it, a gas ring. To take a bath, you filled the urn from the tap and lit the gas ring. You then went away to do something else while the water was slowly heating up.
This system worked perfectly well, of course, but in retrospect I think we were lucky that the whole caboodle never collapsed on someone in the bath.
When I first came here to live with Tigger, we had a gas fire for heating – in one room only – and an electric immersion heater for hot water. When our flat was refurbished in 2008, these two were replaced (with some regret on our part, especially concerning the gas fire which we liked) by a gas boiler providing both hot water and central heating, bringing us into the modern world, so to speak. Modern, yes, but also often faulty. We have had to have many repairs to the boiler, something that never occurred with the immersion heater and gas fire.
The gas engineer, with a female assistant, arrived at 3 pm. The same pair had already visited us on July 5th to do the annual gas check (see Pancakes and coffee). I described the problem and left them to it.
After about 40 minutes, they declared the problem – a blocked water sensor – solved and went on their merry way. If only all of life’s problems admitted of such simple remedies!
By the way, with reference to my previous post, it seems that my “mental” neighbour has been pacified and that the scaffolders will return on Monday to complete their interrupted job.
























